I'm a thug, I'ma die hard in kwt expressway shnu esma hatha?!

Haw ya 7afeeth shfena what's wrong kuwait!? what the hell is going with the highway madre shnu esma hatha ele ewadi 9oob il-bidi3.. 3araftooh? ee akeed who doesn't??

lets go to the butter shall we... around 10ish or 11ish am yesterday some bozo decided to cut me off faj2a! I don't mind people cutting me off a9lan I don't give a birds shit about him/her killing their selves as I always say: "ana mo umma kaifa bil-3ana!" bas elefoon 3alaay wannna asoo8 120-ish hmm not sure! bas I was driving really fast that the 7anna "speed limit" ba6 rasi I swear at the moment law 3indi hummer chan kesarta min 3irja.. so me being me :p  I doubled my speed and drove ahed of him/her so I can cut him/her off and drive peacefully listening to whatever! loser 3akaraw mazaji.. wooopsi back to my point... forgot that I drive around hmmm.. at this point I have no name for them I forgot the fact that Im surrounded myself  with idiots, so as I was driving like hell towards bidi3 this lil white jeep-ish shitty car stopped in the middle of the phking-highway! Gosh my breaks saved my life *phew* Kaifi I know phking don't spell like that! sue me!! excuse my spanish :p spazzed moment. G6e3a laish mako law for stupid drivers in kuwait? laish maku law for air heads etc akeed one of them passed your path with a black cat oh baby! I love my metaphor :p why oh dear god why we don't have law to stop IDIOTS driving around k-town?  bas sh6aar etfanon ib amakim il-speed cameras!?  

ard wagool as a wise man said and he was damn right: "Don't push us, cause we're close to the, edgeeee
We're tryin, not to, lose our heads, a-hah-hah-hah-hah" 9a7 ilsanik ya P-DIDDY(ni86a)

PEACE OUT

is it a molten chocolate cake?

 For some reason that lil toddler cracked me up; kyooot yet stupid ;p 

p.s: honesty will set you free, not lame na8zat... pls be bigger than that(nig6a)

p.p.s: what do you call someone who showed you the way to a dark window when you'r not really ready  to jump? la o expect you to jump with a Smile! 

p.p.p.s: will drama ever leave me alone? I guess not! so I shall enjoy the show or whatever you call it? 

PEACE OUT 

your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

                            

Apparently fat people Gayim so8hoom hal yomeen! listen Mika's song and be the judge ;p

P.S:  I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception(Nig6a) When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite; therefore, diplomatic language…is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

PEACE OUT

Im not a bitch; I just have a low bullshit tolerance

2 words! iSHFIHA UMK? for the dude #1 who wrote that and for the idiot dude #2 who told him to do so! and big fat one for little idiots who go there.. Not me! 

Best part il-o5oo daris ib Miami University! la Oo weeen egool ib Italy @@ Seriously? 9ij leen galaw ma9ir um-ildoonya!! dang it! I said I won't trash anyone here, bas il-7abeeb ma 3a6ani majal to rehab my tueur skill's.. is he bullshitting me?! any 6 year old can tell me where its located not because he's smart or anything, but the name itself says so! anyhow, buck to hal 5aya6 ya7lihoum il ma9arwa ma 5alaw shi!! its like he's saying: Do not believe in miracles - rely on them ;p what are the odds here!? 

on another note, who watches Dirt? Im so over dirty sexy money! Dirt rules (Nig6a)

Samantha who? for light comedy I need after a very long shitty day in Uni slaving all day long, haha not really just running here and there... 

watched a lot of movies this weekend I mean A LOT! as well as eating.. Gosh will I ever be fit? no no don't get the wrong Impression.. I just wanna be THIN... skinny thin not any thin, the think that makes you walk on marshmallows and smell banana date cake,yeah that thin!! got it?

Its not a metaphor! I'll do it... *crossing fingers*  hoping (it) works...

Im very happy to announce that Im textually active! I tried numerous times to avoid my phone, like throwing it in my room, while I stay in the living room watching tv, skimming magazines, watching tv, or reading some blogs.. then FAJ2A this "I need to check my phone"  and one simple reply turns to something big... who cares Im not the only one, even YOU do the same thing...  and thank God one more week and uni's over :D  Gosh what a *beep beep* course (final Nig6a)

PEACE OUT

Shrink it or over-do it! otherwise, shut the hell up..

Can't have enough of you, I want you!!! with "7aleeb & هيل" your the Kuwaiti "cherry on top" or lunch before his highness il Malaki Mr. Machboos along with Shrifat Roma the diva Miss. Salad and not to forget 9a7ib ilsomo il malaki ilbasha Laban and Wazzer il wozzara ilafandi Yogurt.. or during the day can't think strait without you Suga ;)

My best friend, you 6ab3an come first! Ms. Tamra or Ms date either way... The morning cup of coffee with Miss.Date has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the morning or afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce... as If! 

Have-to:

1. Ran8ina lazim bitter coffee etha sweet coffee I won't touch it!! I don't care if was In a reception wila 3ind yadii.. I refuse to eat the Damn ran8ina without bitter coffee. I think its a social suicide to your senses! as a matter a fact who join sweet with fake sweet? 

2. At least 3 or 6 a day..  "il tamer are the screwdrivers maloot lirkab" :p

3. Before lunch Miss date, if I ate home of course! (ya7alaty wanna adoor ib thingie iltamer chini om-il3abeed) otherwise things won't be right :s its like walking in the dessert with out someone to talk to.. 

4. A day without Mr.Tamra is like sleep walking...  

5. I believe I can get a lot done, not because I'm smart multitask but because I have thumbs so I can make coffee and eat that juicy Tamra..

6. Chocolate, Date, coffee, Steak, Smoothy - some things are better rich :p

7. Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this Mr.Date before.. 

8. I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of Tamra... being extremely happy after eating that heavenly tiny Black bite for no reason! 

p.s I hope your happy now? ;p

p.p.s gonna shake 6ooli o akiley tamra or a good few tamrat 

p.p.p.s an otherwise totally black cat with a single white whisker.

PEACE OUT

7enna ilbadoo 7enna ilbadoo 7enna 3amat 3ain il3adooo

For some reason a7iib asma3 old-min sneen il 6wa3een songs specially hathi?  people malot awal 6la3aw mu hayneen!! 9ij lain galaw  "imza7 o 6a3in irma7"

o btw its Kuwaiti bedwi slang fa don't get Lost in translation ;p o alla e3afiik ya Yamli web cite... I have the Link bas malii mogaga I copy/paste it e5thoo min facebook..

الله يا رحمن يا رب السما يا واحدٍ كل الملا تشكيلة

افرج القلب ذاب من حر الجوى والنفس من شد الغرام عليلة

اسهر أراعي النجم في قيب الفلك ولحال ياماشكاي مني نحيلة 

وافيت غزلان المها البيظ ويا السمر ويش الحيلة

جن البنات الخظر معهن وجلسن و قالاً بنا إحكم إبخير فصيلة 

فرحت وزاد السرور إبخاطري وشكلت ويهن يوي تشكيلة 

تبدت إلبيظة و قالت يا فتى احنا الرمك وحنا خيول أصيلة.. احنا شعاع الشمس تاظي لشرقت

ردت السمرة و قالت في عجب.. يكفيك عن كثر الكلام قليلة

احنا السمر كل الملا تشهد لنا.. الحسن فينا ولعيون كحيلة..احنا الذي يقول الشاعر.. روح الجمال و كل سمرة جيميلة

تدنت إلخظرا وقامت تفتخر و قالت حشيكم مالقيت ذبيلة.. احنا الغصون الخظر لين هب الهوا جمن إنتهصر ولغصون ظليلة

وش خانت الروظ الجديب الممحل لبياظت ارظى محد يسعيلة

التفتت البيظة وهي تتبسم و قلت لهن هل مدح من يصغيلة .. احنا العذارى البيظ ربات الحسن أهل إلجعود ظافيات البسيلة

ولا الخظر ويالسمر لو يتجمعن.. ما فيهم إلي تنفتح عيني له

و جلت السمرة دخليك اسكتي.. هذا كلام إمزيف وفشيلة.. أما دريتي السمر هم نور البلد .. بدا الحسن فينا ولنا تكميلا 

احنا نفت الشبد في طرد الهوا .. السمر مابغير السمر تلقى الحسن .. من شافنا ظيع و تاه دليلة

بما أنا أسمع وهن يتشاجرن يوم أقبلت شمطة عجوز طويلة جتنا على عكاز محدودبة وبلييس معها تشيلا

قالت علامك قعدن وسط المها قاط جيتهن تعمل معاهن حيلة

قلت يا جدة حشى مالي بيهن.. مالي قصدن ولا لي وسيلة أنا امسكن أسير إبدربي عبير سبيل لا تقطعين سبيلا

ظحكت و قالت تريد خداعي؟ ماني اب منهي تنخدع بلحيلة.. أنا أعرفك يا سليطي وبخصك شم خفرةٍ خليتها في مليلة

قلت لا تيتهميني في أمور امهيلة 

أنا إمسكين أثر في دربي أنا إمطوع ما أفارج مسجدي.. أقرا وسبح ولصلى كل ليلا

قالت أعرفك لا إتغبي نفسك ولا تفتكر هل حشي باصغيلة.. إنت خراب الدار إنت إملشع.. ما إتحل في روظٍ و يعمر جيلا

لكني بسعيلك ابقطع الوصل من كل مجمول تحب إتجيلة

قلت أشهد انك يا عجوز رجيمة وبليس أبو مورة غديتي خليلة

قالت تسب إلعجز أهل الديانة أهل الذمم و أهل الامور الجميلة

قلت إتخسون انتو مفاتيح المكر.. مافيكم إلي تبدي التهليلة.. أنتوم وقود النار في يوم الحشر وادي جهنم ينتظركم وكيلة

قالت إتعادينا وحنا جماعة؟ جبيلتن ياوي والله جبيلة.. ترى إنتجمع و جيناك ابعجور والله لا أحرمك من هوى التقبيلة

قلت انتي اتهاذين من قل العقل! أنا أشهد انك يا عجوز هبيلة..صيحو عليها ياظبياة المها ثوما اطردوها لاتكون نزيلة

قمو عليها الخفرات جمعن كلهن و صاحو عليها صيحة التكميلة

او قفت عجوز ابليس تمشي و تلتفت وثويبها رفرف يبي إلتشلليلة

يوم أدبرت تشبه شهرين يموح ابذيلة.. فزنا و صفقنا عليها وشردت و تنكلت منا ياوي تنكيلة

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics... got it? 

HOT HOT HOT..  DRY, no no no very DRY DULL DAY..yet, juiced it  did like 50,000 shi il-mafrooth I do like loooong tim ago..  

aku a7ad ethayi3 ib Marina mall's parking lot? I did... yimkin il-jaw..? or the movie that I saw..?moreover, it took me to another element of "could be" "really?" "hmmm?" "Oh my god (it) just did!"  "yal chalba Just press the Button!!"... il-moshkila eni mi3tamda 3alla wa7da emthay3a too! long story short, 5 min looking for my car wili ana mi3tamda 3aliha shada il-thahar finii ;p 

PEACE OUT